"These pages provide recaps and homebrew content for tabletop role-playing games."
"To my left you will find character sheets for the game KILL SECTOR."
"To my right you will find additional rules and ideas for the game Unbelievably Simple Roleplaying."
"Behind me are the Stones of History. They have info on previous games that Sgt. Shivers has run."
"If you want to learn more about tabletop roleplaying games, try looking them up on a search engine!"

*I want to ask something else.