"Unbelievably Simple Roleplaying is a very basic role-playing game by Scott Malthouse and Trollish Delver Games."
"It has streamlined rules that can be used to run a game in any setting."
"Since the rules are very simple it is easy to modify them to customise the game to your liking."
"If you want some examples of what you could do with the system, head into the area to my right."

*I want to ask something else.